Chess Jokes-2

A chess master died at his chessboard - and after a few days, a good friend of his heard a voice; it was him!

"What's it like, where you are now," he asked.

"What do you want to hear first, the good news or the bad news?"

"Tell me the good news first."

"Well, it's really heaven here. There are chess tournaments with incredible classical, rapids and blitz sessions going on all the time 24/7 with Morphy, Stenitz, Pillsbury, Dr. Lasker, Capablanca, Alekhine, Dr. Euwe, Botvinnik, Bronstein, Tal, Petrosian, they're all here, and you can play any one of them at anytime."

"Fantastic!" the friend said, "so what is the bad news?"

"You have Black against Capablanca on Saturday."