Saturday, April 19, 2008

Chess Jokes: Kings Indian

(Two old friends get together after work for drinks and catch up on things)

  • Joe: “How are things, do you still play chess like we did in the old days?”
  • Larry: ”Sure do. In fact, I play almost every weekend down at the club.”
  • Joe: “That must be tough on your personal life.”
  • Larry: ”A couple of months ago, I told my wife that I was going to play in a tournament on our anniversary. She told me that if I went to the club that night, our marriage would be over!”
  • Joe: “Wow. So what did you do?”
  • Larry: “I played Nf3. I always play the Kings Indian Attack!”