Chess Jokes: Kings Indian

(Two old friends get together after work for drinks and catch up on things)

• Joe: “How are things, do you still play chess like we did in the old days?”
• Larry: ”Sure do. In fact, I play almost every weekend down at the club.”
• Joe: “That must be tough on your personal life.”
• Larry: ”A couple of months ago, I told my wife that I was going to play in a tournament on our anniversary. She told me that if I went to the club that night, our marriage would be over!”
• Joe: “Wow. So what did you do?”
• Larry: “I played Nf3. I always play the Kings Indian Attack!”